Thursday, August 30, 2012

10 rules of good sex

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Sex - the science is complicated. He also has his important rules that you should know. But unlike some geometry, the science to study nicely.

Rule 1
There is still a whole life.photoayyitsvall.tumblr.com
Without a good contraceptive good sex can not be. Because you should not think about how would not fly, but of something more pleasant. And all this must end no annual course of antibiotics.
Exception: If you and your partner are confident in each other, as in a Swiss bank, and purposefully doing a sequel of sorts.Rule 2
You do not want - do not.photoghironda.tumblr.com
Want to make love to both of them. Otherwise no good sex will not work. Will either favor or rape.
Exception: sometimes the appetite comes with eating. At that moment, when before you is a full plate of fresh steaming Borschik. But remember, if the plate has already appeared, and the appetite has not come without eating the damn borscht, the table you do not get up.Rule 3
Feel the difference.photopickaflick.tumblr.com
Good sex should be diverse. When all happening at the same time, in the same place, in the same pose, sex becomes a mechanical habit, like hand-washing. Say you long enjoy it?
Exception: however, if hand washing every six months, a certain pleasure from this process, you still have it.Rule 4
Speak.photomartysza.soup.io
About sex not talk, discuss and share plans for the future. Fear not the complex. Nothing terrible will happen if you utter these words out loud and he will understand, finally, how exactly do you want to do it. What happens then, you are probably very like it. But do not give up after that run and his imagination. It's not fair.
Exception: If he wants to have sex in the middle of the central area of ​​the city, of course, is worth considering. This is - a serious breach of public order, and the next three days can be made by having sex only in the nearest police station. Although this, too, there is something ...Rule 5
Do not eat a lot.photofacebook.com
Do not engage in sex after a hearty dinner, lunch, breakfast. First, move actively with full belly is heavy, and at best, you'll just mess around dejectedly. Second, the full man wants to sleep a lot more than sex. Checked.
Exception: if not just hryapat each his portion, and gently feed each other, as did, for example, characters in the film "Nine and a half weeks," dinner turns into sex itself so quickly that nalopatsya Insanely you still do not have time.Rule 6
Be of sound mind and memory.photofacebook.com
Drunk girl on a board in their sexual performance slightly inferior rubber doll. Accordingly, the pleasure you get about the same. And as a young man drunk ... For him, making love becomes more like an attempt to push the toothpaste back in the tube. Slightly unique succeed.
Exception: drunk in the board and slightly tipsy lady - two different things. Second, in contrast to the first, is able to handle the toothpaste.Rule 7
Do not be afraid of paradoxes.photofacebook.com
Do not be selfish. Your partner, by the way, also wants to have fun. But do not forget that you're not just here to wallow divorced feet. Be selfish.
Exception: If you have sex with an inanimate object.Rule 8
Do not think about stupid things.photovkontakte.ru
Example of how you just look the part. Well, what if you're in this position does not look so graceful, and that in this light is not visible, and your big beautiful blue eyes. All of which he has long been considered. Does this pose and lighting is not proof?
Exception: If you are shooting in a porno movie. Although it must still think the director.Rule 9
Look wider.photopoupy-poup.tumblr.com
Do not forget that in addition to the most important, he has the other parts of the body. Is also very sensitive. So do not concentrate on one, learn all its latitude and longitude. Your task is to make for you, not a single white spot in its geography.
Exception: from time to time to remember and the most important thing. On it and the main thing.Rule 10In good sex no rules. And exceptions too.

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